"We've got this twinkie goes around the world
meeting all the boys and girls
Seen more sights than many have seen
Those guys in New Jersey are really really mean

There's this guy named Darin with crazy ideas
Being eaten is the twinkie's greatest fear
Will I melt or will I freeze?
Keep me safe if you please!

Got my picture with Uncle Doug!
Namibia, Africa here I come!
Stink!"

~Lyrics by Amanda LaFave and Emily Shaw, music by John Ilkenhons